[The Grand Pooh-Bah]

Here is a great oppertunity to find out who's Grand is faster.

http://nagca.com/grandtrailruns/region2funday.htm

 

[Racer_Rick]

My First Kill

Got my first kill a few nights ago.

I was driving down Bake Pkwy. 6 Lanes wide (3 in each direction) I pulled up(left lane) next to a Civic & an Accord both slammed with bumble-bee-in-a-tin-can exhaust. You could just tell they were getting ready to go for it. I quietly snicked the WJ into 1st. The light turns green and I slam the gas. I could here wheelspin from the civic next to me but I was pulling them pretty hard up till I backed off at 80.

I wish I could've heard them explaining why they were beat by a 40 year old guy in a soccer mom SUV! :lol:

 

[SoCalZJPunk]

I used to be able to due that even with the 4.0L. Just watch it on Bake. Lets just say that I used to be into the street race thing and Bake was one of the most highly policed and raced.
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ELITE E

 

[Racer_Rick]

I can see why... This was up by Trabuco.

 

[Steve95ZJ]

dude I'm going to start putting flags on my fender like WWII fighters, haha :lol: . Wait I'm going to need more than one fender. Never lost to anything with less than a V8 (ok I haven't raced anything with a turbo or labeled porche or BMW) All them rice boys get a good :spank: everytime they try, but my best win was a Mercedes SLK 350 (those girls jaws dropped so far when I pulled away). And my baby is no where near done haha, things are going to get nasty this summer.

 

[matts96zj]

my wife & i go to "senior weeK" at Ocean City, MD every year for our anniversary & this year i had the pleasure of smokin' a slammed civic w/bumble bee exhaust, wheels & all the other go slo ricer goodies!! oh yeah, did i mention the ZJ is a 4.0 & was carrying 6 people!! you should have seen the look on their faces at the next light!! :lol:

 

[Keith S]

Yea I smoked a civic with the Folgers exhaust the other day with my wifes
Windstar v6 mini van. It was cool because the kids were watching movies on the flip down monitor. How embarasing for the civic.

 

[Joe99WJ]

Since I've gone to 33s on stock gears, I've still beaten a few riced out civics, escorts and one excursion... Need to regear and really have soem fun.

 

[DixieZJ4x4]

I've beaten all the ricers in my town except one that has twin turbo with a 150 shot. I do love to race mustangs though. They are the most fun because some try to act like they need to give me a head start and then at the next light they ask for the head start. :lol:

 

[MuddyV8ZJ]

Smokin Ricers w/ their fart-can mufflers is great... my stock V8 ZJ killed an Si... I did get wooped on by a new Maxima when i was stock, though (those things are DAMN quick with their 255HP!)... I also took out a Porsche Boxter down here in SD on Friars Rd (which isn't even a straight-away) until i hit my governor (with stock ecu, hopefully my new Mopar ECU can fix that ) Beat my share of Mustang GTs (the V6 mustangs i don't even bother to race anymore)... Only other vehicles I've lost to are my ex-neighbor's Integra (hey, he had that thing souped up w/ a 150 shot of NOS!) and my buddy's 65 Mustang... Blown... @ about 420HP... So I guess that's ok??? We'll see how that goes when I get MY supercharger and run it at 10psi... *evil laugh*... then *sobbing* as my tranny falls to the pavement...
--Tim

 

[MuddyV8ZJ]

Oooh, also forgot to mention my victory against a souped up MR-2 Turbo... and my pitiful loss to a Subaru WRX with 4 Somoans in it... Who knows what was in THAT car...

 

[DixieZJ4x4]

I must say that the WRX is a quick little car stock. It can take a slightly modded ZJ fairly well in a race.

 

[MuddyV8ZJ]

Yeah Dixie... I was only running w/ my flows on (hadn't yet put on the intake, ecu, headers, etc.) against that WRX... Would like to try at 'em again though
--Tim

 

[YJZJFSJ]

One time, I was feeling nice and powerful, me and my friend were driving around in my 5.2, and this Limp Bizkit kid pulls up in this brand new HUGE lifted Chevy riding on 37's and with a 464 in it. Light goes green, I slam, he slams. side by side, then he sticks his hand out the window in a jerking gesture(like jackin' off), then with the coincidence of a sick grin and a little jolt of his right foot, his Chevy blows me away... It was not a good day at all.

Thats the only one Ive lost to. Oh yeah, and on Christmas I was coming home from my babies house, and this guy in a brand new viper starts speeding up from behind(I can see this little red dot in the review mirror getting bigger and BIGGER), so, now going 70, he in some stupid response decides to impress me by passing me on the shoulder as opposed to going around the correct way. Well, if you know me well enough, you know im a sick puppy, so, as hes doing that, I "accidently" have to vear over into that shoulder at that same moment of passage. Ive never seen a Viper run over a curb. And probably never will either.
Fingers a flying after that. Then he took off like a bat out of hell. Dumb showoff...


=-Ben

 

[2drezq]

Yeah, But what is REALLY fun is the idiots who live around here with slammed rice burners! I like to pull SLOWLY around them at intersections and smile while they spin their hoops uselessly in 2" of snow with ice under it. Oh well, maybe the thundering subwoofers make being stuck more fun. (I predict slammed imports to be a short-lived fad in rural ND!)

 

[ZJMK]

Every time I encounter a rice burner (happens often in my neighborhood unfortunately) I just turn my wheel towards their hood and get as close as I can, usually scares them off, but now and again I get a repeat offense, then I smoke em.

 

[ViNcE-ZJ]

I like to laugh at all the ricers that are stuck in the snow cause thier bald 40 series tires cant take it! :lol: :lol: :lol:
Once this "badass" fake gangster in his prelude tried to race me, he pulled up beside me and revvved up him bumblebee exhaust and like gave me the gun hand signal for some reason :? loooooser! Anyways i smoked his ass sooo bad, i beat him by like at least 5 car lengths to the next light :lol: :lol: :lol: !!! So a few lights later another is red, and he wants to go, but paying a little more attention i can see the cop sitting on teh sideroad....i passed him with the biggest shhht eating grin ever

 

[Jessezj]

What's even better than just beating them at the light, is when you live in the same apartment complex as them and you wait for them to go home first, slowly idle past their "souped up" civics and let the flowmasters and 5.2L do the talking and set their car alarms off. Man, I love that!

 

[KidKrawler]

bumble bee cars

I think it is really interesting the arguement about these cars, my jeep is very big, has 37's and gets 9 miles to the gallon, I drive it almost 250 miles a week and it is so modified that i dont even like driving it anymore because it is so expensive to maintain everything on it, for this i have a lowered 4 inches 1997 honda accord with 18's, a bumble bee exhaust, and all the little race goodies, but it gets 35 MPG, my god it's Nice! I will admit most the dumb asses with these cars are little people thinking they should be in a race movie but were not all bad i promise! lets all be friends :cuddle:

 

[JeepZJ4.0]

Its fun racing ricers in Houston. About 1/10 of the ricers in Houston actually have ball under the hood like that. My dad raced some guy with his hottie in the passenger seat. It was Easter Sunday last year. The whole family in the Avalon. Green light, I started waving. :lol:

Stupid ricers!!! :spank: