Cody,
camp on a hard ground, uncomfy mattress, snakes and critters, no shower close by, room service or an ice machine.....
Or, comfy bed, room service, no critters, etc, but you have to sleep in a bed knowing that a $2 whore with a tavern jacket did some bizarre thing with pickles the night before. Hmmmm.......
Camp out.
BTW, I may not be able to go now, unless I turn down a job offer. Go figure. I'll have them fly me down if needed.
M.