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: SALLY! This stupid Sally rolled his rig.


09-23-2002, 07:21 PM
Well, there were points during the weekend that I wasn't sure if I was having fun or not.. But overall I must admit that the 2 SALLY runs were the most fun I've had in a loooooooooong time.

Best quotes of the weekend would have to be:

I don't do butt.
You %$@%!$##$@! Sally.

And I think Krash quoted Adam the best... "As most of us ran to the side of Matt's rig to push it back over, Adam stands at the top of the hill and says in his hardcore Polish yet Australian sounding accent, "Don't fuucking touch it...let me get a picture!!!" ...as Matt's rig was leaking out gallons of amsoil. "


And for the record, I never cried when I rolled the rig... Instead I simply screamed "****! THE BEER! I'M SPILLING THE @#$@# BEER! SCREW THE JEEP, SOMEONE COME GET MY BEER OUT SAFELY!"

And of course.. pictures, compliments of Adam.

http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_196.jpg
http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_195.jpg
http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_197.jpg
http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_198.jpg


A picture of the Sally Crews rigs
http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_208.jpg

A picture of Brandons jeep getting Raped / OWNED
http://jeeparena.net/OffRoad/GSMW-2002/GSMW02_211.jpg

09-23-2002, 08:12 PM
hahahahaha, nice captions Adam.. Damnit I knew I should've pulled them off of your sever ;)

Ya damn sally

shayzj
09-23-2002, 08:35 PM
Awesome Matt!

Shay

matwaz
09-23-2002, 09:23 PM
Me thinks the yellow dif cover(spare tire up top probably didn't help) had something to do with this situation.

Krash80
09-24-2002, 01:53 AM
LMAO at those captions!!! :lol:

Matt-
Let us know what the damage assessment from the bodyshop is....hope you get it back in decent shape soon!
Was the ride home alright?
-Ron-

09-24-2002, 05:49 AM
LMAO at those captions!!! :lol:

Matt-
Let us know what the damage assessment from the bodyshop is....hope you get it back in decent shape soon!
Was the ride home alright?
-Ron-

I don't know yet, but I know it's not going to be pretty. Fender and passenger door need replaced, I know that... Rear quarter panels only crushed where I intend to trim anyway. The rear door doesn't "look" that bad, but it's pretty tweaked and I'm hoping it will hold water and all that crap out. Plus a new drivers seat to get the crap stains out from when I rolled.

The drive home was ok after I did a crappy alignment, the tie rod was way to short after the roll, caused some death wobble. That sucked. That door lets in more air than a window being down, but hey, it got me home!

All in all... for a rollover, how can I complain? I think I made out like a bandit considering what could have happened. And I didn't get hurt. Another plus.

Unfortunately it is my daily driver, so its sitting out there in the parking lot. I made sure to park it next too all the bosses BMW's :D:D:D

ncl
09-24-2002, 06:11 AM
I've played there many a time - never made it all the way over...... here is my pic collection of rigs not taking the right line :lol:

http://www.flawlessfotos.com/jeepin/lbl081200/images/lean.jpg

http://www.flawlessfotos.com/jeepin/lbl022401/images/DSCN0056.jpg

http://www.flawlessfotos.com/jeepin/lbl022401/images/DSCN0069.jpg

http://www.flawlessfotos.com/jeepin/lbl040602/images/DSCN0195.jpg

I have more, but that is all I can find........you are the first I've seen go all the way over outside of the crack - hope you can get the ZJ back in shape soon. Always remeber - chicks dig body damage :lol:

Wish I would have made it to GSMW - Unfortuantely I'm still fighting some vibrations from my front axle shooting craps :crazy

KCjeeper
09-24-2002, 07:14 AM
Nick, I thought I might see you there. You missed out on a really good time. Vibrations? I hear that chicks dig those too.... :lol:

ncl
09-24-2002, 07:30 AM
You're a funny, funny guy Randy!

On the way home from Camp Jeep my new (to me) Dana 30 ARB decided to spit out all the side bolts, therefored deystroying the locker plus R&P :(

I just got the Jeep back two weeks ago and have had no time to work with it - so it just sits in the driveway.....

The RK 7" puts a T-case drop in. This inturn pointed the front yoke on the t-case up int he air. This appears to be causing me vobration fromt eh front driveline. I also have a howl from the rear. The plan in to fab up a new crossmember that raised the t-case back up where it came from and get a SYE to try and get rid of the howl from the rear. The nature of the RK kit is to point the snoot up in the air like you would for an SYE......

It's only money.......right?!?!!?

Bon&JohnsWJ
09-24-2002, 11:57 AM
TOTALLY F-ING AWESOME SHOTS!!

Matt went above & beyond the call of duty to give us those great pics!

I especially love the last one of the series of his ZJ where you can see the cooler water runoff dripping down his rocker.


Matt has now learned how NOT to take a line thru a V-Shaped trail. I hope those AT's come off & get replaced w something that has more sidewall grab for you soon too.

:thumbsup:

John

09-24-2002, 12:00 PM
haha, as I sit here at work at the moment looking for cheap cars... so I can park the damn jeep and fix it at my leasure!

And yes John, those AT's will be the first to go once I start trailing her again. I've got plans and ideas... be afraid.. be VERY afraid...

Mike_Lib
09-24-2002, 01:34 PM
Matt,

Sorry to hear about the roll, but atleast you were able to drive it out. I'm jealous as hell at all you guys. The Sunday run sounded like some crazy stuff. Did Pat like the body damage? :D

Later,

Mike

JOE
09-24-2002, 03:21 PM
haha, as I sit here at work at the moment looking for cheap cars... so I can park the darn jeep and fix it at my leasure!

And yes John, those AT's will be the first to go once I start trailing her again. I've got plans and ideas... be afraid.. be VERY afraid...

i am just going to keep my lips sealed.

Cody
09-24-2002, 06:20 PM
Nice pics. Glad everyone is ok. Did you guys get that thing righted w/o a winch or strap?

Welcome to the club.

Cody

Grand2001WJ
09-24-2002, 09:58 PM
Jeep tipping is that like cow tipping? At the same time I wish I was there and glad I wasn't. Well I know a few of us became tree huggers this weekend. We certainly became very intimate with at least a couple of trees. Although there were a lot of break downs it was really cool to watch the wrenches fly. Truly, an awesome site to behold.
I plan on getting some pix I took out, but when I got home my computer was dead. Won't even post test. Looks like I’ll need new motherboard. The most stock (Sallyest) Jeep there.
Ray Kirk & Kyle

09-25-2002, 05:21 AM
Nice pics. Glad everyone is ok. Did you guys get that thing righted w/o a winch or strap?

Welcome to the club.

Cody

Cody, I have a confession to make... I was slightly disappointed that it wasn't a complete roll and total. I wouldn't mind insurance writing it off and takiing the topless route that you did. But since the only damage was body panels for the most part (and my pride) I'm just going to fix it up good as new. I'm sure I'll do it again some day, hopefully not in the next 5 years though!

09-25-2002, 05:23 AM
Matt,

Sorry to hear about the roll, but atleast you were able to drive it out. I'm jealous as hell at all you guys. The Sunday run sounded like some crazy stuff. Did Pat like the body damage? :D

Later,

Mike

Hey Mike, I may have rolled... but I didn't drive away from the gas station with the hose spewing and being dragged behind my rig :lol: :lol: :lol:

As far as the damage goes, all pat said was "You can't even roll a jeep right!"

09-25-2002, 05:25 AM
haha, as I sit here at work at the moment looking for cheap cars... so I can park the darn jeep and fix it at my leasure!

And yes John, those AT's will be the first to go once I start trailing her again. I've got plans and ideas... be afraid.. be VERY afraid...

i am just going to keep my lips sealed.

GOOD! :thumbsup:

you freakin' sally :angel:

09-25-2002, 05:26 AM
Jeep tipping is that like cow tipping? At the same time I wish I was there and glad I wasn't. Well I know a few of us became tree huggers this weekend. We certainly became very intimate with at least a couple of trees. Although there were a lot of break downs it was really cool to watch the wrenches fly. Truly, an awesome site to behold.
I plan on getting some pix I took out, but when I got home my computer was dead. Won't even post test. Looks like I’ll need new motherboard. The most stock (Sallyest) Jeep there.
Ray Kirk & Kyle

You may have been the most stock Jeep there, but you certainly proved that theres A LOT to be said about good driving over high priced modifications... ^^^ look above, haha

rizzoswj
09-26-2002, 09:47 AM
DAMN MATT! Well on a positive note, the sliderz you had there held up! They look to be unmoved.